I could rattle on for a few hundred words about how sick I am of the political attitude that conjures up such bullshit as 2009: A True Story, but I haven’t watched past the first two minutes of the first episode, and I don’t want to watch past the first two minutes of the first episode, so I’ll try to maintain a little intellectual honesty and just leave it at this:

Everybody, just stop it with the “scanlines = video!” bullshit. We all know what video looks like. We all know what TV looks like. We all see it every day. It does not look like that.