Never have I felt more justified in my decision to f* off and be somewhere else when this series - the series I’ve followed since I was two years old - finally dies. This isn’t Doctor Who. It isn’t even sophisticated enough to qualify as fan-fic.

Lawrence Miles weighs in on “Planet of the Dead”. See, this is why I have been and will continue to hold my tongue over the new Star Trek movie. I would sound batshit insane and any rational person would ask the question: Why do you even care anymore? So the series has moved on and rightly or wrongly it no longer represents what it once did to you.

But eh, crazy is still fun to read.