Chris Morris visits the Large Hadron Collider at CERN and writes about it for the Guardian. Some crackpots believe the LHC will form a black hole which will devour us all. Perhaps it will instead open a doorway to another dimension, ushering in unspeakable horrors and leaving Tom Jane to lament: “I just want my kid back!”

Really, there are worse ways for the species to go than to all be sucked up into a massively massive ball.