This is hilarious (via).

I have a hard time with telemarketers. I hate the practice, but it’s unfair to direct that hate upon the person calling. They’re doing a job. It’s the jerks hiring these companies who deserve the vitriol. Oh, and my sympathies don’t extend to the callers based overseas who insist that they’re “John from Perth”. Once you start lying to me … well you can guess the rest.